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A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.
I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.
by AhnikSaur March 30, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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