Urban Dictionary: Croats

Croat

A Croat is somebody from Croatia who is very scared.

Like they only can fight wars if somebodys helping and never fight there own war. Like WW2. The german came and the croats were al shouting yeaaah heil hitler, we love nazi people. You know we all wanna be nazi. So then the croats became nazi. Because they were scarred like hell. The y didn't want to fight them, so they became one of them. So a croat is something like a nazi pussy

Nazi: Hello
Croat: Hello
Nazi: You want to fight the nazis?
Croat: No no we want to be a nazi. Come on nazi yeah.
Nazi: We are taking control over croatia. Is that oke?
Croat: ofcourse.. we are all just nazi pussy now.
Nazi: Ok.. so i going to fuck your wife..
Croat: Ok. But if you want you can have my daughter too. She is almost 12 yr. You can have a menage a trois with those nazi pussy s.

by The Gog May 13, 2011

croat

when you have water in your mouth and spit it out.
when you make an odd sound coming from your mouth

oh my god! karl just sent me a photo of her croating in the bath tub.
michelle just croated.

by michelle batenko February 17, 2021

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