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Step 1. (Suit up)Lather your self in room temperature Croatian yogurt
Step 2. (The art) run into your nearest McDonald's play place and begin the process

Step 3.(the process) run into the McDonald's play place jungle gym and begin throwing yogurt at restaurant workers
Step 4.(escape)now you must remain in place until someone tries to pull you down and you can only respond by a series of grunts when caught use the Croatian yogurt as lube and escape

Step 5.(bragging rights )
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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