When you get KO'd by an attack that you should've survived, had it not landed a critical hit.
CKO for short.

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

adj. A person who is pale and/or so fair skinned they would burn under a lightbulb.

You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.

The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!

being too lazy to nut into a sock, tissue or even your hand, resulting in you nailing yourself in the face.

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

A lot of references to critical moments are made with sports. There are no critical moments in most sports games, somebody being in critical condition is a critical moment. Someone performing well under a lot of pressure where not many people would is a lot different than a critical moment.