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(n)The point at which one's ejaculation becomes explosive.
"Man, last night I jacked it for like six hours before I hit critical massturbation."
by MisterCell. April 14, 2013
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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