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Famous blogger followed by millions of children between 2 and 9 years old. She often talks shit about other people and she received several complaints signed by Pinuccia Da Corte. She used to be part of the famous "Chemello" sect, based in Baldenich, but she always managed to escape the law due to her being a dwarf. When she was born scientists suggested to introduce a new prefix in the International System of Units, much smaller than the "yocto", to measure her height.

She can be described as a cancerous feminist, who always promotes social revolutions in the places she visit. As for her physical peculiarities her nasal septum is considered to be the second biggest plateau on Earth after the Tibetan one, and due to a huge slit in her chin it is difficult for her to drink since most of the water flows out of it.
Jake Paul's subscribers are now moving to Cristina Chemello's blog.
by RisiAndBisi June 18, 2018
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