The most luckiest football player ever. Gets penalties, tap-ins or a defensive error most of the times now and people out there tweet his name in caps.
Example: I got Cristiano’s Luck so I'll top in the exam somehow, even if I don’t deserve too.
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawnowning freak