A super sweet, loving, caring, funny guy who is always finding new ways to make you laugh/smile. He is very passionate and likes to keep his girl happy. He is a very faithful and loyal friend and boyfriend. He is somebody that you just love to be around and can't get off your mind. He'll always be there to comfort you when you need it. He likes to stay active and paint. When it comes to his girlfriend he likes to make sure that she knows he loves her by always telling her and reminding her in cute ways. He does get a little jealous but only because he loves her so much he doesn't want to share her or ever lose her. He puts a lot of effort into the relationship and isn't a jerk like most guys. He will treat you very special and make you feel like a princess. If you don't know what true love is, you'll find out with him. He's the best person in the world!

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

Cristian is someone whois loved and has many friends, and a lot of girl friends but he is loyal to each one of them so if you ever meet one it's better if you get to know him cause he is wonderful.

A Cristian is straight up fire but if you get with him you’re playing with fire.He’ll make you want him so bad but be careful cause he might leave you.Once he actually likes you tho he’ll stay with you forever no matter what he’ll be by your side one way or another.Cristians are players especially when their name is spelled without the H.Cristians love being dumb but sometimes they’re smart.If you find a Cristian keep him but be warned he might not keep you but once he tells you he cares about you it’s for real he’ll never admit it tho.

One of the nicest and coolest guys I've ever met. He can be a douche, but he's a likeable one. He's going to be a total DILF and will be an amazing dad. He knows how to make you laugh loud enough to wake up your kid. Girls want him and guys want to be him. Did I also mention he's tall and handsome? Hes a great friend no matter the history you've had. And he looks great for a 70 year old.

Basically the name Christian, but he's too swaggy for the H

cooliest guy on earth people are jelous.
he can be really funny and fun to be with.
loves to play sports especially baseball.
can be a big pain but thats okay because
he will always make you smile. he is a good
kisser too and loves to flirt alot.but is very
honest to whom he is with.