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Dean: Criss Angel is a douche bag.
Sam: They already know Dean.. They read the title of the episode. (What's this fourth wall you speak of? Never heard of it.)
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by Sam fucking Winchester April 05, 2016
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the hottest most sexiest illusionist in the world. He idolizes Houdini and just hearing the name of him can get a teenage girls' hormones rising faster than you can blink. thats how sexy he is.
he's only 40 years old and looks like a 25 year old man!
girl1: hey wat ya watchin?
girl2: criss angel mindfreak
*girl one starts breathing frantically*
g2: hey you okay?
g1: NO take me to the hospital!
by actress to be July 23, 2008
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A fucking faggot who has the shittest illusions and makes people think he does all of this shit. Uses film editing so he portray levitating, teleporting, and such other things. No he didnt walk up the wall you dumbass. its called turning the camera sideways so you can portray walking up a wall idiot. Another thing, he didnt get runover either jackass. He jumped on the car before it rammed him into the brick walls. Watch the video and see it for yourself. Doesnt hurt that bad to have a few bricks hit you. The only thing he has ever mindfreaked is you idiots beleiving his shit is real you fucking morons.
Criss Angel=Phony
Criss Angel=Faggot
Criss Angel=Fake lispe
Criss Angel=Idiot
Criss Angel=Queer
Criss Angel=Magic fag
Criss Angel=Emo
Criss Angel=Quief
by Criss Angel July 06, 2006
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A once good magician who now drinks too much and offers drunk women money to flash him.
by Yomima April 28, 2007
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