Urban Dictionary: Crispy boy

Crispy boy

A (typically domestic) beer kept in the crisper drawer of a refrigerator because the door is full of Pepper sauces and the shelves are filled with steaks.

Hey, Nance, toss a crispy boy out here to Chad while I show him how to grill these T-bones.

by Chuckie_Lows July 27, 2018

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Crispy boy

A fresh cold beer!

Hey man we got any crispy boys left in the fridge?

by Frodaddy123 January 05, 2020

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Crispy Boy

An overly affectionate name used to describe a bottle of Bud Light

Hey Gissell, toss me a crispy boy before I start this rad game of corn hole.

by Mr Smeed September 25, 2017

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Crispy Boi's

White New Balance 600 series Dad shoes. Specifically the 608's or the 624's

Mark threw his old crispy boi's on the boiler to dry and slipped into a fresh pair

by Thefance January 28, 2020

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crispy boi

A Type of Lager that or Ale that is Golden, Filtered to Clarity, Not Hoppy, and overall CRISP.

That pleb Mason thinks that he's drinking a crispy boi but it's hazy and fucked looking

They brew the best crispy boi in town.

Pilsner Urqell is the OG crispy boi

by -TWITCHY August 31, 2018

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Crispy Bois

A word for beers; not typically used for any particular beer, but just beers in general.

Pat: Crushed a few too many Crispy Bois last night.

Bill: Me too, dude, and I’m paying for it now.

by Jinxed Bayous August 03, 2018

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Crispy Boy

An acne riddled adolescent or pre-teen.

Holy shit is Aaron a Crispy Boy.

by FlarpBanana December 16, 2017

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