The coolest of the cool, the best of the best. Nobody can touch one.
Dude, that guy is so damn fast! He's definitely a Criscione!
by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME May 07, 2009
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A really goofy kid who drives trusty and runs a lot. He also made some retarded comment about there being a "season" for girl scout cookies...idiot.
Shut up Criscione! There is no such thing as girl scout cookie season!
by The Human Ape April 06, 2005
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to get totally owned; to be tooled on
Andrew Criscione's got criscioned because he sucks in all aspects of life.
by big jamal April 06, 2005
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a goofy teenage male that works at a icecream place such as Baskin Robbins.
"yea, i wanted vanilla, but that damn criscione fucked it up and gave me chocolate."
by Tim K April 20, 2006
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