A word that describes a man's uncontrollable boner that compliments his fetish for Cheese filled socks

A great man who is a boss and loves to eat! He is normally playing games with his buddy Trenton!

An amazing person who will always be there for you. A very funny guy with the best personality. He has great hair and a very great body. He has great looks even if he doesn’t see it himself. Cris is someone who you can easily fall in love with and want to spend the rest of your life with. He will always do the most for you and he is an angel for that. He is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet and you will never want to lose him. He is the best boyfriend ever and will always love you for who you are. Don't ever lose that because you wont find someone better than Cris. He has amazing eyes that you can just stare at and fall asleep too, his voice is very calming and something you’d want to listen to 24/7.

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A gay, transgender furry that plays trumpet (quite terribly) in a bear suit. He chases people around in his bear suit and is a big time liberal. He's also a pedophile that drives a white van and smokes weed. Stay away from the danger that is Cris

A sarcastic piece of shit yet a cool and chill guy. They can be derpy and memey, but you will still love them as a friend. They also have a frog face and kin mineta from bnha

When this is said when you are texting, it could go two ways. One, they are making a joke and aren’t sad, two, they are sad and you are in deep trouble.