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Crippled is when someone is injured or is in large amounts of pain for large increments of time Crippled
Hay Mackenna your a crippled human being
by livvv604 November 09, 2017
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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Someone who has been newly initiated into the "Crips" gang.
D'bo just got initiated into the Crips. Let's get buck n' crunk to dat funky c-walk in celebration to his being crippled.

Q: Why's the sky blue?
A: 'Cause the Earth B crippled cuz!
by Ballz-Loc April 25, 2007
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being so high that you can not feel your legs or other partsof your body
The other day we ripped the bong so hard we were fuckin crippled
by Tommy Lyons March 25, 2007
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the feeling in ones body after a night of intense and repetitive sex after refraining from sexual encounters for a period of time.
whatever, I'm glad my girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian because last night I got crippled by this bartender with Lisa Loeb glasses. *high fives*
by bobby cocks January 24, 2011
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when something's funny, doesn't go right, or something you don't want to do. and something that's stupid and pisses you off.
look at her hair! it looks crippled!

i don't wanna do this shit, it's crippled!

i'm moving... that's crippled!





by mariahbriana July 11, 2008
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