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A person who is slow, ugly, stupid, or a blend of them all. Usually blocks doorways so that people can’t get through them, just because they have nothing better to do. Also sucks... peepee, I guess... at driving.
Me driving: MOVE YO BOOTY CRIPPLE CRITTER!!!
(Honks)
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by BananaYoYoMan July 07, 2018
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