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One of three individual personalities that that make up Rip. A rarely seen individual that comes out approximately every ten years or so after a long hard drinking binge. Cripper is bulletproof, has the stealth of a pregnant elephant, and his volume control is broken. He has been known to tackle cars and pick fights with houses, but will never hurt his buddies. If Cripper comes out, it’s best to get him out of public places. Last seen on the Island of Guam in May of 2008.
One of three individual personalities that that make up Rip. A rarely seen individual that comes out approximately every ten years or so after a long hard drinking binge. Cripper is bulletproof, has the stealth of a pregnant elephant, and his volume control is broken. He has been known to tackle cars and pick fights with houses, but will never hurt his buddies. If Cripper comes out, it’s best to get him out of public places. Last seen on the Island of Guam in May of 2008.
by TRetard December 08, 2008
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Derived from the word Cretant which basically refers to a person of low creaturely status. It can also be used as an adjective to mean "exist." Cripper is a shortened word from Cretant and is just used in everyday lingo amongst good friends referring to eachother as Cripper or making fun of somebody and calling them a cripper. Calling somebody a Cretant would be the full master usage of coarse.
Cripper, what are you doing tonight?
Yo Bob, that guy is a total cripper!
Where do you want to crip tonight?
Yo Bob, that guy is a total cripper!
Where do you want to crip tonight?
by Jimmy Foxazio September 15, 2004
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when a sister in law goes to viva las vegas and develops a gambling problem, loses all their money, and falls off a 30 story building and survives. this is what has to happen to join the cripper party group
by bummy holey January 28, 2018