When cringe comes in pringle form

Something that is cringe, but came in a pringles form.

Cringles
Extremely high rates of cringe in a fast paced timing,

The sound you make when you have sex but out of condoms so you use a plastic bag instead.

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.