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"Dude, Jenny pulled out her tampon and threw a crimson grenade in the middle of her fight with Becky!"
by Sherlock Holmeslice July 11, 2015
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The act of taking out one's tampon and flinging it at one person or a crowd of people with the intention of:
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has
2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has
2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.
When Emily realized the line at the grocery store was too long, she lobbed a crimson grenade toward the crowd; clearing out the rest of the customers and allowing her to advance to the front of the line.
by Metcalfone July 10, 2015
5
When i was a sophomore these 2 girls got in a fight in my spanish class and it escalated to the point where the one girl realized her best option was to take out her crimson grenade and throw it across the room
by awesomeguy6678 July 11, 2015
6
r: "When i was a sophomore these 2 girls got in a fight in my spanish class and it escalated to the point where the one girl realized her best option was to take out her tampon and throw it across the room. "
f: "Ah, the old Crimson Grenade trick."
f: "Ah, the old Crimson Grenade trick."
by Brandon Dowell July 11, 2015