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A breaking of the law in any way, shape, or form.

Can be determined by the following formula:

(Education + Wealth + Number of Jobs + Number of Businesses) / Sucess

Is as proportional to race as George W. Bush is to intelligence.
Bernie Mac on Crime in the movie "Head of State":

"There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass."
by BlackTokyo May 04, 2009
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Jul 28 Word of the Day
to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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Criminals Robbing Innocent Mothafuckas Everytime
What is the meaning of crime?
Is it Criminals Robbing Innocent Mothafuckas Everytime?
by dr funnybonez September 11, 2008
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(n) word meaning the act of breaking the rules or ordinances imposed by the senior citizens in power. sorry bout the pronounciation. cry-me? what? that's two syllables.
You can't burn down the nursing home, err, city hall! that's a crime.
by mephisto. June 04, 2003
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guy1: Dude, You've had to many crimes tonite
guy2: Im Wasted !
guy1: haha well at least save some limes for the rest of us!
by Ribezy September 16, 2009
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An act of violation to another person even if it may be physically,verbally or mentally such as stealing in a physical form.Crime and gangs should never be the way in life,You gonna get yourself killed pretty boy/girl especially when drugs such as cocaine or weed is involved and ammunition otherwise known as guns and excessive alcohol consumption or smoking.Mostly popular today in many countries but it’s not the way.Spread love and positivity my friends.
You know da young fella committed a crime yesterday when he steal d woman purse
by lejukoiya6439 July 01, 2019
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(n) noun: Anachronism for an elite group of PWNers.

Meaning: Citizens Ragging on Incompetent Morrons for Entertainment
on and for are lower case cause they are T3h suck.

Origin of werd: Antietam PA

Werd master: Eskimoe
Guy 1: My friends and I are a bunch of C.R.I.M.E.
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Citizens Ragging on Incompetent Morrons for Entertainment! :P
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: We PWN all and make them feel bad.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 3: I gots me some bacon.
by Eskimoe (a.k.a. Babbitt) May 29, 2007
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