An unusually hard penis
what i get when i look down abe's mom's shirt
"dude i had a cris when i banged abes mom"
"yeah i had a cris once it actually hurt"
by Cris Mendez December 23, 2008
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Cris is a person who cares about others and is sweet and a bit soft but the best guy you will ever know.
hey who is that guy

his name is cris

if you look him up he is the best guy you will ever know.
by WEIRDO_JUGHEAD1.2 July 05, 2020
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Cris is Melvin’s boyfriend, well because they are Mooks and they tickle dicks.
Cris your a Mook ya Mook
by Fat baby Jenkins April 18, 2020
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A word to express that a party is gonna get lit (means the same as lit, krunk, turnt, dank)
by evelyndo November 17, 2016
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a term used to express the fact some one is jokely sad and try to be funny to hide there never ending layers of depression.
such as most tumblr users
I AM cri ing out right now lol

(on inside) i want death
by i am a threat October 15, 2018
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A sociopathic narcissist, often with anger issues. A Cris feeds off the pain of others.

Alternatively it can mean a big crap that causes a great deal of relief when gotten rid of.
Stay away man! That woman is definitely a Cris!
I'll be back in 5 minutes, I need to take a Cris.
by KBerr June 11, 2017
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To briefly go dumb, slightly retarded maybe even with a side of goddamn stupid.
Don't cris out
by Noone76 September 07, 2015
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