Cris is a sweet boy he knows how to treat a girl right ;) cris is cute he always have sum funny to say. He is a jealous bf when it comes to relationships but cris would never hurt a girl physically or mentally Cris is one of a kind. Also he loves weed.

Otherwise known as the pimp hand from jesus

(Certified Rectal Investigation)
When it is to be believed that there is some form of blockage in one's anus and a test must be done by a doctor to discover where the blockage is and how to deal with it properly.

Cummy Re-Insertion (aka. The Ultimate Gift)

A cris is someone who is a really funny but also a really mean guy. He will always be by your side even when things get bad. Cris is one of those guys you can fall in love with and never forget about them.

A cliche drink among hiphop practitioners that is supposed to indicate that they are doing well financially. Cristal is the full name, it is a wine, however, contrary to a previous definer, Champagne does not have pinot noir and chardoney in it, it is a wine specifically made of grapes from the Champagne region in France.

A sexy swinger with a hot body.
Normally a female.
They tend to listen to Bayside.