Meaning for something to be dodgy, wrong, or unfair.

Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.
dude 1: My wife cheated on me with like six other men. :(
dude 2: That's just not cricket man! :S
by Bad wolf chesslover October 20, 2007
Get the not cricket neck gaiter and mug.
The sound of silence. In wilderness areas during the still of the night, all that can be heard is the sound of crickets chirping.
"I asked him where things stand on the contract. All I heard was.... (crickets)."
"She promised to give me a progress report last week. Since then --- *crickets* "
by WmB December 22, 2013
Get a *crickets* mug for your father-in-law Abdul.
The movement of a girls legs rubbing together when she is extremely horny and can do nothing about it, similar to the movement of a crickets legs when they chirp.
Did you see the girl in mythology class? she was cricketing the entire class period. i wonder what she was thinking about.
by Bam 9 August 22, 2010
Get a cricketing mug for your girlfriend Beatrix.
A game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the Australians equally.
Not those Aussie cunts again!
by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003
Get a cricket mug for your daughter Helena.
The elite technique of masturbating with the inside of your knee.

Bernie: Oh shit, you hear about Shomari?
Conor: What about him?
Bernie: He got admitted to the hospital for an ACL tear.
Conor: What the fuck, how?
Bernie: He mastered the crow and attempted the cricket. Poor kids a dumbass.
by Unpalpable March 05, 2009
Get the The Cricket neck gaiter and mug.
-to make a joke that no one laughs at.
-after someone says a lame joke, it's as if you can hear the "crickets" because no one laughed.
by Anonymous July 23, 2003
Get the crickets neck gaiter and mug.
A game that Indians are very, very serious about.
So they had a strip of ground about twelve feet wide and forty long - one wicket was a trash can, the other was a chair. Jivaji gets the ball and wings it at the wicket, blowing the trash can to tiny little bits.

Cricket: a serious game.

by Chester Bogus November 21, 2007
Get the cricket neck gaiter and mug.