da crib university has two definitions:
people who dont go to college but just chill at home
or does who go to a near by college
people who dont go to college but just chill at home
or does who go to a near by college
friend: hey bruh where you go to at
me: i go to da crib university where we dont go to school but chill at the crib where drink, smoke and bullshit
friend: hey do you go to that school ova there
me: yeah
friend: damn you i didn't you went to da crib univeristy
me: i go to da crib university where we dont go to school but chill at the crib where drink, smoke and bullshit
friend: hey do you go to that school ova there
me: yeah
friend: damn you i didn't you went to da crib univeristy
by nahfam19 March 29, 2016
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An item, or items kept by someone after breaking up with their significant other. Usually clothes, but can be any item.
Your man lets you wear his sweater, you keep it, and upon the demise of the relationship you do not return it with his box of stuff.
Your woman leaves a bra at your house, and upon the demise of the relationship you do not return it with HER box of stuff.
Your woman leaves a bra at your house, and upon the demise of the relationship you do not return it with HER box of stuff.
by aggieemmy March 31, 2004
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To shoot a person's residence repeatedly with a weapon, usually in retaliation for a percieved wrong.
Yo, breh, Kayvon and Shaniqua been talking shit about me on da Facebooks. Let's bust they crib up, yo!
by B-Dawg Billionz February 12, 2019
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As Becky bent over to pick up her scarf, Tom caught a glimpse of her meat curtains and decided to raid the corn crib.
by slick willy 69 April 20, 2015
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Jim expereinced LCD Lesbian crib death from watching to much football and going to to many clam bakes.
by startPNW September 28, 2010
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Faking expressions of understanding and sharing the feelings of another, especially in difficult situations. Indicating the need for a person to use crib notes so they can pretend to understand and share another person's feelings, experiences, and emotions. Parallel to the idiom crocodile tears that indicates feigning sorrow towards another.
We were asked to surface our grievances during the meeting, and all he offered us was crib note empathy.
by Spartacus9000 February 23, 2018
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