Urban Dictionary: Cretched

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

by Big Bad Bud 1970 March 25, 2016

A creep/wretch. A really creepy/sleazy/pervy guy/girl

by misc123 July 15, 2009

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 February 03, 2016

the combination of the word creeper and cretch. commonly refers to a person who demonstrates position 24.

by Greesy worm May 16, 2009

A word used when you come in clutch but when you used 2 or more things that aren’t the best and make something out of it.

“Hey no way did you bang both 4s?”
“Oh ya bud the cretches made me do it, two 4s make an 8”

by cretches March 09, 2019

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 February 03, 2016