A rag somebody keeps under their bed. They use this to cum on. When it is crispy and hard you take it and slap your friend in the face when he is sleeping.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.