Hannah totally got that wannabe Gucci handbag at a thrift store. With Daddy's credit card, might I add.

Mother: Little Sebastien, did you control your ass in the shower?
Little Sebastian: Oui Mama.
Mother: Bastard child! I should've dug you out with a coat hanger. I'll use my French credit card to see if you are lying.
(Mother swipes fingers in Little Seb's ass)
Mother: Stink of the ass! I knew it. It smells like the cheese we eat when we surrender to the Germans.

Person 1: Dude, I dont have any cash for the boritos.

Person 2: No biggie, the clerk looks like a pussy. Here is my mexican credit card.

Dammit, my car's empty and I filled it up last night. Somebody must have come by with a Georgia Credit Card and emptied me out.

I'm gonna fill my tank usung my arkansas credit card

Sue spent a total of 200 bucks on that hippie outfit.

Called the African Credit Card because Africans don't leave home without it. Use it to receive goods and services.