Urban Dictionary: Credit Card

to swipe your hand or random card through one's butt crack when the are not expecting it.

person 1: WTF was that?
person 2: I was just checking your credit with my credit card, it stinks.

by stryder717 September 06, 2007

Verb.

The act of sliding an object in between cheeks of the buttox. This is a great way to impress girlfriends/wives.

My phone smells like poop because Jim credit carded it.

by 24khoss October 17, 2013

to swipe your skateboard through your ass and hit yourself in the nuts accidentily

by landin February 01, 2003

A plastic card issued by a loan shark. Usually has a set amount with interest added every month.

by Crono February 24, 2003

and little plastic card that gives you and endless supply of money and my boyfriend pays off

oohhh new dress shopkeeper "how would like like to pay for that today"
Me: "oh im not paying it goes on the credit card"

by awesome pyjamas August 14, 2011

what you use to pay for an expensive whore

Hey man, I just had to pay my credit card limit for that whore over there, but damn she was good!!!!

by burtonsnow25 October 28, 2008

The process of falling down, legs spread, and hitting an object in the anal or groin region, usually followed by intense pain and urination.

Eric was sliding down the staircase when he slipped and credit carded himself on the railing.

by 41R1K April 30, 2006