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A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.
Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"

Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"
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by Micheal Dixencox June 08, 2019
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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