Urban Dictionary: Cream steamer

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.

If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.

by badhatter88 October 11, 2011

When a girl gets you so excited you shoot your load and spray shit at the same time!

You got so excite Your mom was jerking you off you laid a cream steamer on the bed sheets..

She was so hot I gave her a cream steamer

by Thomas broadway February 15, 2017