A porn that depicts a colored man in a cream of wheat box getting his male genitalia worked by a white voluptuous 80's porn star female with a a white gentleman in a toast costume dancing in a very peculiar manner.
Scenario. When standing with friends and talking.
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?
by s13_coupekilla September 27, 2010
best boxed food product of all time. The box also sports the image of a sexy chef dude, who is believed to be the husband of Aunt Jamima
by Joe February 12, 2003
by Rusty Harwood March 13, 2009
The look of the substance that enters a males pants when aroused. The outcome product resembles cream of wheat.
by Pattypat johnson November 06, 2006
by Bronoun September 20, 2004
An expression of disappointment. Usually used by little old ladies who were taught not to use foul language. The phrase is even more effective if you have an English or British-type of accent.
Little old lady in a DVD store: Do you happen to have any Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) movies that I could purchase?
Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!
Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!
Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!
Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!
by WordFreak June 05, 2011