/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice
by Silky Smooth November 14, 2003
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A white pastey discharge from the anus that occurs during intense sexual possitions. The discharge is caused by a fault in the kidney know as "kidneyitus". The cream is/can be injested by the owners friend/partner/relative as a substance that increases fertility. The cream is similar to that which is placed on deserts which, minus the taste, is fucking disgusting.
"I was having bondage with my sister last night."
"Doesn't she have kidneyitus?"
"Did she..?"
"Yes. Ass creamed all over my face."
"Dad...thats fucking disgusting."
"Doesn't she have kidneyitus?"
"Did she..?"
"Yes. Ass creamed all over my face."
"Dad...thats fucking disgusting."
by Lindley August 1, 2006
medicine for hemorroids
by Da Nasty One November 11, 2004
by Kafus Maximus January 23, 2007
by ILLCREAMONYOU July 5, 2015
The box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams was abbreviated "RS Ass Cream" on the receipt from the pharmacy.
by RyeBeachPharm February 5, 2010