when a man orgasms so hard his sperm ejaculates at max speed and distance, similar to how a female might squirt.

A small white sticky ball of sweet delight. Made by men for women

When you are feeling incredibly terrible, especially relating to being hungover. Comes from cream rising to the top (i.e. feeling your best). If you are under the cream, you feel like a loser.

Same as uriah itchy heap but with the runs.

Literally the cream on your fucking vagina

The residual semi-coagulated semen left over on the privates of a ,typically, Latina female after intercourse with a hooved animal (horse, donkey, goat, etc...). Also known as "A Donkey Show", the semen is usually collected and lightly dusted over the local cuisine of choice.