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Is the definition of a Christian who has literally lost all touch with reality. Instead of using a form of logical thinking to solve problems or to make decisions in life they use a falsely hopeful mentality that God will fix everything wrong in there lives. Truth is they have lost there minds and should no longer be considered normal human beings and should also be admitted to a mental institution.
Example 1:
George: Hey whats up Bob, did you leave your wife after
she cheated on you?
Bob: na, but i prayed about it though, God is faithful, he will work it out!. I'll be fine George dont worry about me.
George: damn mother fucker your fucking up!, i think your a Craztian.
Example 2:
Jacky: Hey Jenny whats up
Jenny: oh nothing my dad wants to kill himself and is strung out on herion and beating me everyday
Jacky: oh shit you need to get the fuck out of there
Jenny: no im praying for his salvation, God will change him.
Jacky: Damn bitch you Craztian.
George: Hey whats up Bob, did you leave your wife after
she cheated on you?
Bob: na, but i prayed about it though, God is faithful, he will work it out!. I'll be fine George dont worry about me.
George: damn mother fucker your fucking up!, i think your a Craztian.
Example 2:
Jacky: Hey Jenny whats up
Jenny: oh nothing my dad wants to kill himself and is strung out on herion and beating me everyday
Jacky: oh shit you need to get the fuck out of there
Jenny: no im praying for his salvation, God will change him.
Jacky: Damn bitch you Craztian.
by Mosh Posh March 12, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018