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An unstable individual that aspires to preach to its victims. Their are many Crazed Prophets that are seen today.

Sewer Prophets.
Phrophets of Tongues.
Prophets of doom.
Prophets of cheese and other various dairy products.
Victim: "Oh shit i think its a Crazed Prophet... OH SHIT GET OUT OF HERE"

Crazed Prophet of Tongues: "Eruagh! Blagar Blagar toom gap! Eck tu mananana!"
by Louis Green November 22, 2005
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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