When a person is bad at everything and increasingly stupid the you assume that he/she eats crayons for enjoyment.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

A vast majority of guys in internet chat rooms, who cannot seem to grasp the basic principles or respect, class and dignity...or the concept that most women dont want to see their dicks...no matter how proud you may be of it. This also cover guys who think jacking off in front of random women is in anyway at all a turn on to us.