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After you take a wet dump and wipe your butt, there is still shit on the toilet paper after multiple wipes. It takes a very large amount of time to fully clean your asshole.
It took me an hour to wipe my ass, because I had crayon butt.
by TSAsselin August 12, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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