The stage passed drunk. When you are so wasted you cant feel your face and you hook yourself up to a life support cause you cant be bothered to breathe.
Jeff: Im pissed, bout u?
Fred: Im fuckin cratered
by springyjeff February 22, 2006
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To moon someone, with the addition of the spreading of one's asscheeks, revealing their asshole with the moon.
Person 1: Did he just moon you?
Person 2: No, he spread 'em and I saw his hairy asshole. He cratered me.
by mustangman626 October 29, 2014
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ADJ: To destroy significantly, to leave a crater where the thing used to be.
Dude the WTC got cratered!
by anon5105 December 02, 2010
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an acne scar(see also crater face)
I knew that I would eventually see a crater or two on your face someday.
by Light Joker November 27, 2004
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A 5 to 10 foot hole in the center of a humans chest.
Celebs that have a crater - BOOGA, Steve the Queen, and Randy.
by Steve The Queen July 24, 2006
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In TF2, to crater is to fall from a ledge at low health and be killed by the fall damage. No matter who you're playing and how it happened, Cratering is both embarrassing and extremely funny, so craters are often followed by laughter, no small part of it belonging to the player who just cratered.
Scout: on 3 health
Pyro: Airblasts scout off a ledge
*Pyro finished off Scout*

Scout's Teammate: "GUYS! DID YOU SEE HIM CRATER JUST NOW?"
Everybody, including Scout: *Dies of Laughter*
by sebacostamr June 10, 2019
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