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When someone uses your toilet and craps so hard and so loose that it leaves brown splash stains around the rim and on the back of the toilet reminiscent of the famous 20th century abstract expressionist painter, Jackson Pollick.
My kids know I am an admirer of modern art and I believe they are the ones that create "Crapson Pollock" paintings in my favorite place in the house to clean.
by Mom humor July 05, 2020