This day is December 25th and used to be known as Christmas. Due to useless gifts, dysfunctional families, bad food, and just general self-centeredness, many people have come to loathe this day. It can usually only be tolerated by consuming copious amounts of liquor.

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapping paper

Commonly called Xmas.