My boss had such a bad case of crap mouth, I almost barfed after he came into my office to talk to me.
After drinking coffee that was quite old, i developed a bad case of crap mouth.

Who jizzed in my mouth while i was napping? I fucking hate nap crap mouth!

Jamie told little Jimmy that he smelled like ___________.

a) roses
b) clean laundry
c) AXE
d) mouth-crap

After we were out partying all night, I woke up and that damn cat crapped in my mouth again.