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"My flaccid penis mashed against the entry hole of her cranny."
"I bet Jesus had a tough time coming out of the Virgin Mary's cranny"
"I bet Jesus had a tough time coming out of the Virgin Mary's cranny"
by Mattimus Van Gulick January 20, 2010
Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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mostly used as an adjective to define derro behaviour. Doing something with alcohol, cigarettes or drugs will get you referred to as this if you're a boy or Getting pregnant at a young age for girls
"look at that guy, hes so drugged up"
"yeah hes so cranny"
"Lisa got knocked up"
"Isnt she 16?"
"yep, shes so cranny"
"yeah hes so cranny"
"Lisa got knocked up"
"Isnt she 16?"
"yep, shes so cranny"
by Gamey-seventeeeen January 19, 2009
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A:so what did u do this weekend?
B:i shagged my granny
A:...i think im gonna hurl...
B:quick!...back into the cranny
B:i shagged my granny
A:...i think im gonna hurl...
B:quick!...back into the cranny
by kidneyShank April 25, 2008
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The result of a cranberry colliding at high speeds with a granny (grandmother). It has a fruity taste but wit ha hint of soap and denture cream mixed in. It is still considered a fruit, but not good to eat.
by anonymousturtle3 December 18, 2009