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A barryslap performed with a rusty crankshaft.
oh man, if you don't shut up you're going to get a crankslap
by Mr Gillespie September 22, 2020
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.
"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"

"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"
by Sweet Nicolas December 09, 2009
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