When you cum in a girl on her period and you pull out the mixture of blood and semen and that sauce is cranch

Noun-
The aroma of dried semen that permeates around the room.
adj-Cranchy

ranch of the crotch; usual coming from wank

The only black, water polo playing, elf to ever escape from the north pole

A blend of ranch and creamy italian dressings usually made, by unwitting yom-yoms usually working the front of the house at any food servicing establishment!

Christ ranch; really good ranch

It is when something or someone is being rad but also crunchy, because it's good when things are crunchy