What you drink when you are on your period...
-What were you having?
-Cranberry Juice
-What, you on your period?

The Departed
by wabbajack July 15, 2009
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When having intercourse a mans testicles get squished so badly they become flat and bloody therefor they look like “cranberry pancakes
“my cranberries are now a pancake

“last night was wild she made my cranberries turn into a pancake”
cranberry pancakes
by cranberrylover April 20, 2018
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When you kick someone in the face, spit on them, then point at them.
After being tormented by the bully for the whole, he finally stood up for himself and served up a heaping dose of cranberry punishment.
by Unbreakable Boy June 23, 2013
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A "cookie cutter" endless suburban sprawl with hundreds of shopping centers, office parks, and McMansions north of Pittsburgh. The only nice looking homes are the ones that were their before the sprawl took off (ie: the old farm houses. This area was at one point one of the fastest growing places in the US during the 1990s.
I work in Cranberry township.
by suburbanite March 25, 2005
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The best drink in existence better than Jesus's cum it tastes so good
It's the thrist thristiest time of the year wanna cranberry sprite the answer is clear
by Cranberryspritelover December 22, 2017
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Sweet nectar of all the blacks across the globe. If you see a nigga drinking this shit you know he gonna beat yo ass. u better watch out cuz.
Hold up cuz that nigga be drinkin cranberry sprite. He gonna beat yo ass nigga, you just wait.
by Tyrone Laquisha January 30, 2018
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A type of juice that is only good if it is 100% cranberry juice. It is not good if it is cranberry juice (with grape, pear and apple juice). It is also not good if it it cranberry juice (from concentrate).
Hey dude, do you want some cranberry juice?

No, not unless its 100% cranberry juice
by Cuz it matters October 15, 2012
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