Did you see Murph Dog last night at the club? Boy was making it straight rain!
That was crain, not rain. It'll be ten years before he pays off that tab.
That was crain, not rain. It'll be ten years before he pays off that tab.
by Dutch Y. September 26, 2008
A guy who has a big ego, but abnormally small penis. Almost like a banana. Most Crain's go after girls with large booty's or big breasts. They can be very sly with their words, and make someone believe that they are better than any other guy. Normally they are smart and witty, but only let you hear what you want to hear. Be careful, cause crains might just fool you.
"Crain took my virginity, and told me he loved me. Now, he doesn't give me the time of day. What a DOUCHEBAG."
by cutiewithabooty28 October 23, 2012
The combination of smegma and fecal matter dripping off one's ball sack. Usually after a long night of giving and receiving anal sex while snorting cocaine and taking the lord's name in vain.
by RobbleRobble November 19, 2015
by Diadem Phillips October 14, 2010
All you doggers have it wrong, we now use a construction site to meet and I tell you when Craining I managed to get about six girls to touch my hard helmet!!
by Nearly Tall Paul August 29, 2013
Your friend organizes a night out inviting 10 people. At the last moment he calls you saying he is not coming anymore. That's the stereotypical 'craining out'
by premature E August 13, 2013