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A 'Dumpster Bitch' who wants to and will suck your dick for 5$ behind any 7-11 in the USA. However, it may take her a few minutes to come, for she must travel through her underground network of sewer tunnels so she can pop up out of the trash can. To signal her snap your finger four times behind the store's trash can and stick your left hand down your shorts. Do not look into her eyes as she well eat your soul and shit it out her vag. Her most frequent customer is JT.
Damn Craig's mom has the best BJ's
by randomnameofepic December 16, 2010
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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