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In the case something goes wrong you may blame everything or anything on a kid named craig that would normally get you into trouble with the law or friends. You may only blame this on Craig because...
A.) he is not there.
B.) you do not like him.
C.) it sounds better.
D.) you don't have the balls to blame it on another friend.
E.) or because you just want to piss off a kid named Craig
A.) he is not there.
B.) you do not like him.
C.) it sounds better.
D.) you don't have the balls to blame it on another friend.
E.) or because you just want to piss off a kid named Craig
Johny was playing baseball and he threw the ball through a window and the owner of the house came out yelling asking who threw the dam ball. Johny pleaded the Craig amendment and the old man hunted down some other kid.
by zoomzoomzoom April 29, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011