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"Maybe if we spent less time dealing with fake issues from crafty-bastard Raphael, we could've delivered the platform upgrade months earlier..."
by wroec May 16, 2018
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Erica, Molly, and Gabriela were very crafty in their sprinting "energy" escape plans from the iceberg.
by gabriela August 01, 2004
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Paul Davis and Chris Rocco are such crafties, they play WoW all day and night and don't have time for their friend Nic. :(
by Nic... July 23, 2011