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A very white man with such a deep voice he could be a subwoofer.
Yooooo bro, check out that "cracker woofer" over there! he could be a fucking bass guitar!
by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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