A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.
That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.
by Space Turtle October 17, 2006
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A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.
That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.
by Space Turtle October 16, 2006
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The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.
Wow dude! The priest did a total louisiana cracker smacker to that nun!
by pussypoop14 May 01, 2010
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A name given to Twisted Tea and similar drinks after a viral video displayed a n-word-dropping white man getting smacked across the head with a can of Twisted Tea.
A: Dude, take it easy on the Cracker Smackers. You've had three already.
B: It's fine, I'm not even drunk.
by dumptrucksupremo July 10, 2021
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