Roger pounded Gabby's wet snatch relentlessly until he spun her around and cracked eggs in her gaping mouth.

Fred's drinking is getting out of control. I'm going to have to start cracking eggs around here.

"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.

"She's pregnant! How old is she?"
"SHe's 42"
"Oh man, that's going to be a cracked egg baby"

Guy 1: "I'm rolling a joint, crack the egg mate".

Guy 2: "The grinder is stuck, the egg won't crack"

"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."

"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"